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Newly Added Should I? I am the Innocent Prisoner With Apologies to Dr. Suess Poetry Dark Tide The Finale Frozen Get over It Gone Hell in the Back Seat Jericho Lesson Learned Lifeless Lust My Prison Paranoia Poem Red walls Resurgence Ripples Silence Something Sonnet CDXVII The Sun Can Only Rise Tangled Try Me Voice of Kilika Wrath Short Stories The Brothers of Ipsen The Dead Room Down in the Bayou Dr. Mushroom The Forgotten Baboons How the River Flows Ninja's Destiny Papagoya Story Remembrance The Story Yenamaboya | WELCOME to the LITERATURE PORTAL The Forgotten Baboons Written by Yenamaboya [feat. Dave] As we all may know, theLogicFiend was defeated with the surprise strategy from levik, which insured the safety of all baboons except for the first baboon to have to guess the color of his ass [more info coming soon]. That very same hour, about 99.8% of all the baboons came back and made a swift return. However, there were still four baboons unaccounted for. This is their story.
The three above baboons were the thirstiest of the bunch, so they decided to stop at a water hole. Then it happened. Thirty-five raging protistas flung themselves from the depths, and landed around the three unsuspecting baboons. Their names were John, Bill, Bob, Joe, Dave, Ed, Tom, Andrew, Don, Chris, Dean, Tyler, Brad, Zach, Gus, Willem, Troy, Todd, Ned, Phil, Peter, Paul, Simon, Bart, Matt, Fred, Jeff, Sal, Tony, Waylon, Mike, Scott, Al, George, and Ted. Their names, however, are not important. The fact is that suddenly, a raging elephant named Fiona, who is a communist by the way, tripped over a picadilly left accidentally by a shelless turtle and splashed right into the water hole. The added pressure on the walls of the well deep below from this compression of the water caused a MAJOR sewage backup, resulting the the explosion of several tanks of feces. Protistas, as we all know, cannot resist a feces and ham sandwich. They slaughtered the finest pig in all the land, picked up the feces, and proceeded to chow down on the newly discovered food. This was the break that Lakilachoya, Hazahikizaoya, and Taeerhachoya needed! They slipped away noisily and returned to the group. However, there was no group! Well, there was a group formed from Lakilachoya, Hazahikizaoya, and Taeerhachoya, but that's it. Realizing that they had either been left behind or the other baboons had been eaten by the dreaded Photo Album of Harmonic Resonance, they started to run towards the installation of the main server. However, they were still very thirsty, as they only got approximately 2.385^2 liters of water to drink before the ambush. They knew very well that they could not return to the water hole, with the frantic situation. So, they passed out under a large bush that was previously owned by a Slovakian Leopard, who had moved out three weeks earlier due to the inflation of taxes in the area. After the incorporation of the sewage tanks, whew! The property taxes skyrocketed. The next day, they arose to the sound of a million chirping conquistadors. Hazahikizaoya turned off the Gentle Sounds of Europe tape, and now, there were only about seven conquistadors heard chirping. "Gee, golly!" Taeerhachoya stated curiously, "Conquistadors sure have a lot of charisma!" Upon hearing this, Mifflin, the deity of Conquistadorian Charisma appeared, and was pleased! "I shall give you many grains of coffee for all of your baboon friends!" And so, it was done. Refreshed and cracked up on caffiene, Lakilachoya, Hazahikizaoya, and Taeerhachoya returned triumphantly with over fifty pounds of coffee beans. The rest of the baboons were joyous upon seeing this sight! However, some were not as joyous at first..
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