The story of Yenamaboya!

Written by Yenamaboya

Once upon a time, in the year 1479, a small baboon child was born! Who? Yenamaboya! On Oolang Island, I was raised by my loving parents, especially my mother, Tikizhilakazaagoya, who taught me how to read, write, and type, even though she only had 7 fingers altogether! I will forever be in her debt, although she is passed on now.. This one's for you, mom!

My father, Pipshoo, was a strong warrior, but was not too smart! He typed with just his pointer fingers! Hee hee hee. He was a sport, though, and loved playing games. Some say that is where my playful spirit derives itself from, but I still think it was that Kiwi incident!

After a while, I grew up and decided that I wanted to get into dental hygeine. I went to Colgate University. Boy, those were the good times! Every other night, the boys and I would sit back with a few cold ones. One time, I almost drank a warm one! Whew, that was close. A one that is not cold is hardly a one at all. After graduation, I realized I was stuck in a dead end career. I mean, here I was, a dental surgeon, making about $8,000 a week, with plenty of room for advancement. It just wasn't working for me, I felt like I was stuck in a rut, you know? Just same thing over and over, stuck in that rut. It's not good to be stuck in a rut. I was stuck in a rut. I kept doing the same thing over and over and over again! What a rut that was. I was stuck in a rut!

So I figured, I will leave this job, and head back to my homeland of the island of Oolang. I did, and met an interesting gentleman on the jet! He was telling me of this new web-based system he had just developed, and was returning to Picalladin from a business trip in L.A. He called this new technology "PPGY." I couldn't have been more intrigued. I mentioned my certification from Colgate, and he was surprised! "You are just the baboon I am looking for!"

Time passed, things happened, and now, I am a team leader! This is really a dream come true. Look how far I've come in such a short period of time! I was stuck in a dead-end job before, and now I am breaking my body literally everyday, and paid with coconuts and other delcious fruits! I am really glad to work here in collaboration with nuTang!