omg, hi nutang. *nostalgia nostalgia* well, i just popped in to visit and drop off my new blog url: www.peanutbutterjunkie.blogspot.com loooooove to you all, whee!

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COUNTDOWN TO SCHOOL: 5 DAYS!

my schedule (pronounced SHEEH-joole) is as follows:

first period : english 5 h - sargent
second period : spanish 5 - solis
third period : us history 1 - bennett
fourth period : journalism - hensley (I NEVER APPLIED TO JOURNALISM WTF.)
fifth period : algebra 3 - zaldivar
sixth period : physics 1 - small

please, for the love of God, TELL ME IF WE HAVE ANY CLASSES TOGETHER. *tears of despair* i will not survive without companions! ;(

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i went to registration with my mom. did anyone see me? with my mom? i felt so cool.

mills is yucky with all those portables. it's like, "oooh, look how oakland we are!" *buries face in hands* all we need is one big wind, and that'll be the end of us. and yanno what? the school was fully functional the way it was. i mean, windows are overrated, and who needs heat and air conditioning? i would rather our budget money went to, like, paper instead of a new building we're not even going to get to use. *looks around excitedly, expecting someone to cry, "surely not!". no such shout is heard.* well, it's a thought.

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i feel really good. like, good. i feel ready to take on the new school year. my binders are neatly labeled and filled with binder paper; i washed my backpack until the smell was barely detectable; i even re-copied all the notes my tutor gave me for later use. *deep inhale* even though i don't know who i'll be spending the next nine months with, and even though i have no idea how i'm going to get all this junk to my locker without dying, i am PREPARED. i am a JUNIOR. i am WOMAN!

i am tired. g'night.

ps: this may well be my last nutang entry. i'm thinking of going vintage and writing in a private notebook thing instead. maybe if you're nice and you perform certain favors of a certain nature, i'll continue the nutang thingie..thing. good times.

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okaaaaay.

so it's been...like. forever. *sigh*

at this point in my summer, when a lot of bad things are happening at once (and nutang decides to change around the buttons so binkie can't update! grrr.) i don't much feel like being online a lot. also--i was grounded for reading smut. *bashful*

my cat died (on rick's birthday). i <3'd my kitty so so so much, and i feel really yucky about the whole thing. plus, like, on the same day, we got a replacement. which is horrible! what happened to the standard period of mourning? yaya. my family is stupid.

amy moved away. to...taiwan? is that where she went? yeah. that's sad too. <3'd amy.

school is starting. soon. *crycrycry*

despite all my best efforts, i'm still fat. i'm fatter. i'm a young killer whale.

even though it's summer, and even though i finished all my summer reading in like, june, i still have homework. stupidyucknasty algebra tutor!


but, yanno, other than all that, i'm okay.

**omg, btw, potato is so cool for sending me stuff in the mail (unlike a certain friend stationed in a certain country who is certainly in trouble when she gets home!
***happy sixteenth, ricky.

****hi ellen. and sami. and nikki.

*****i miss paul. where is paul? has been arrested for real?

******if i don't update for another six months or so, no worries.

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this entry is dedicated to a very special friend of mine, a person who just underwent massive surgery and is currently in need of love and support. victor, kiddo, this one's for you. i hope your testicle heals.

*moment of silence*

um.

i went to go see the lion king at the orpheum today, which was really cool. due to the immense awesomeness of said musical, i've decided to get back to my roots. i'm going to live in south africa and learn swahili and eat goat forever. hellz. yeah.

i'm bored, and hot, and my family is starting to get on my nerves. lately the parents have been all touchy feely, which is...normal, i suppose, but i don't appreciate it when i'm menstrual and angsty. will one of my (so-called) friends plx call me and invite me to go somewhere? anywhere! i'm begging you. if my dad tries to hug me one more time, i CAN NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS. *growl*

yeah, that's...it. happy guy fox day.

ps: just kidding, victor's testicle hasn't been operated on. IT'S THE WHOLE MALE UNIT. *largegasp*

edit: convarsations with my sonia and the victor:

MochaBinkie: judith?
crayonpoison: bob?
crayonpoison: [slow motion music]
crayonpoison: runs to embrace
crayonpoison: []*
MochaBinkie: OHMIGOSH, judith!
MochaBinkie: *sobsobsob*
MochaBinkie: i missed you so muuuuuch.
crayonpoison: OHMIGOSH... BOB?!@
crayonpoison: you slept with my best friend, HO!
MochaBinkie: well, amy wanted it.
MochaBinkie: how could i say no?
crayonpoison: . . . okay, you win.
crayonpoison: THIS TIME.
crayonpoison: now let's go have crazy wild sex
crayonpoison: <3

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ScarabMan06: i read the whole thing
MochaBinkie: the...whole thing?
ScarabMan06: i better make it into the next entry
MochaBinkie: what whole thing?
ScarabMan06: in your little... tihng
MochaBinkie: my little thing?
MochaBinkie: oh gawd, not my NUTANG.
MochaBinkie: are you talking about that?
ScarabMan06: i think...that i am done! sort of. whatever. if you read the whole thing, i'll put you in my next entry somehow. just lemme know. uh huh.
ScarabMan06: yes
ScarabMan06: my life has reached an ll time boring low
MochaBinkie: okaaaay, i'll put you in the next entry.
MochaBinkie: maybe it'll be just the spark you need!
MochaBinkie: yay.
ScarabMan06: haha
MochaBinkie: i will do it right now.
ScarabMan06: haha
ScarabMan06: cool
MochaBinkie: get back to me in fifteen minutes, yo.
ScarabMan06: ok
MochaBinkie: all feenished.
ScarabMan06: yay
MochaBinkie: how'd you find my nutang, anyway?
ScarabMan06: um
ScarabMan06: profile?
MochaBinkie: ohhhh.
MochaBinkie: right.
ScarabMan06: bastard
ScarabMan06: i love my testicles
MochaBinkie: i do too, but what else could you have surgery on?
ScarabMan06: hmmm
MochaBinkie: your brain isn't nearly as provocative.
ScarabMan06: good point
MochaBinkie: yup.
MochaBinkie: i'm a genius.
ScarabMan06: ...no
MochaBinkie: YES.
ScarabMan06: nope
ScarabMan06: definitely not
ScarabMan06: nope nope nope
MochaBinkie: prove it!
ScarabMan06: bianca is an idiot
ScarabMan06: point in case
MochaBinkie: that's not PROOF.
ScarabMan06: yes it is
MochaBinkie: that's a...consipracy theory.
ScarabMan06: it doesn't matter what you say
ScarabMan06: because you're an idiot
MochaBinkie: and you have no testicles.
MochaBinkie: so THERE.
ScarabMan06: i appaerntly do have testicles
ScarabMan06: because i just had surgery on them
ScarabMan06: you are owned
ScarabMan06: idiot
MochaBinkie: i never said what kind of surgery.
ScarabMan06: also
ScarabMan06: it's only one testicle
MochaBinkie: i was GOING to put male enhancement to boost your ratings...but i decided to make it one of them removal dealies.
ScarabMan06: so
ScarabMan06: i apparently ayt least have one
MochaBinkie: i'll sever that too, bucko!
ScarabMan06: is that a threat
ScarabMan06: ?
ScarabMan06: it would first involve you going in to my pants
ScarabMan06: pervert
MochaBinkie: yeah, well...
MochaBinkie: you know you want it.

and then later...

MochaBinkie: why you kill the xangers?
ScarabMan06: because
ScarabMan06: i am the pirate of pwnage
ScarabMan06: i might make one just to call myself that
MochaBinkie: *roaring laughter*
MochaBinkie: i wonder why people don't beat you up.
ScarabMan06: because
ScarabMan06: i',m too sexy
MochaBinkie: i think you should be jumped, like, on a regular basis.
ScarabMan06: ha
ScarabMan06: i jump others
ScarabMan06: duh
MochaBinkie: omg, who??
ScarabMan06: uhhh
ScarabMan06: nobody
ScarabMan06: i'm a loser
MochaBinkie: aaaahahah! poseur!
MochaBinkie: i'll tell you what. you can sort of beat me up for free.
MochaBinkie: that way, you can tell everybody, and you'll be on your way. okay?
ScarabMan06: ha
ScarabMan06: dirty frechman
ScarabMan06: pose"u"r
ScarabMan06: loser
MochaBinkie: well, at least i've been in actual jumping situations.
MochaBinkie: you just lie about them.
ScarabMan06: haha
MochaBinkie: HAH who is the loser NOWWWW!?
ScarabMan06: me!
MochaBinkie: yay! *applause*
MochaBinkie: it's about darn time you realize your true nature.

if you read it all, i applaud you too.

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current anthem: "gangster's paradise" - coolio

yeah, so nutang is stupid. it's harder to update this piece of nasty than it is to follow my diet (which now consists of clam chowder and easy mac).

anyway, you bianca whores need your fix, so i geef you relief.

stuff with me lately has been one big stressfest, despite all the "just relax!" IMs i keep getting. my parents are separating; school is coming; my cat is dying; dawson's creek is really awesome; and SATs...are still in existence. *crycrycry*

i need to pull my head out of this hole. (that's so funny, i'm gonna leave it there.)

potato and i are looking for volunteer work around the bay area. feeding old folks and reading to toddlers is the kind of stuff colleges love, but i think i'm doing it as a distraction. i have to stand back and put things in neutral for a while, and maybe running a marathon for breast cancer might help. yeah, either that or some drugs. good times.

i made this list today because i felt like being positive. it's helped. a little.

*things i find really cool!*

-my friends (thanks to puli, tiffany, steph, and ciara for being my shoulders upon which to barf.) (oh, and rick too. as a footnote.) (and pauly! yay.)
-dawson's creek
-cat's cradle (did i mention i finished all my summer reading?)
-jeremy, who i miss sorta--but don't tell him! he thinks i'm psycho.
-harry potter
-tenacious d
-amy and sonia
-easy mac
-degrassi
-my mom, who i love, and my dad...who i feel not unkindly towards sometimes.
-potato. <3 ya babe.
-boxers. i have me seven pairs!
-the ocean
-protein
-guitars...which i am going to learn to play...
-my crooked knees
-neosporin (lipgloss of choice!)
-sleeping at a reasonable hour
-the color green
-bologna, mustard, and cream cheese sandwiches
- "i can't believe it's not butter!" spray
-tea with milk and sugar
-paul's friends maria and clare
-chocolate milk
-pudding
-i love the 90s <-- the show on vh1
-andy dick
-john mayer
-carmen sandiego
-fefe dobson
-push up bras
-coldplay
-reno 911
-nutang
-garfield comic books
-sunglasses
-louis vuitton
-tae bo
-"you're a good man, charlie brown!"
-the czech republic
-canada
-the uk
-boarding school
-miniskirts

i think...that i am done! sort of. whatever. if you read the whole thing, i'll put you in my next entry somehow. just lemme know. uh huh.

High Jinx 1231: here, have some chocolite
High Jinx 1231: you'll feel better
MochaBinkie: chocolate is an aphrodisiac.
High Jinx 1231: your mom is an aphrodisiac
High Jinx 1231: :-D.
MochaBinkie: WAAAAAA!!!!!!!
MochaBinkie: ______________
MochaBinkie: ^that was the line!
MochaBinkie: you just crossed it!
High Jinx 1231: (me) (| <-- the line) <--- before the comment
High Jinx 1231: (| <-- the line) (me) <---- after the comment
High Jinx 1231: Am I understanding this correctly?
MochaBinkie: yes.
High Jinx 1231: goood
MochaBinkie: urghhhlglglgl.
MochaBinkie: you're yummy.
High Jinx 1231: ......

*later*

High Jinx 1231: you're yummy

THANK YOU WISCONSIN!!!!

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*makes face*

i am perturbed in every sense of the word.

1. i will never do my homework ever again, not since i finished reading 1984. *sobs* i've had nightmares.

2. crash diets and extreme exercise are superflous, whereas being healthy is a necessary evil. *frown* did i say that right? i got new word-of-the-week toilet paper.

3. internet addiction CAN be beat, no patches necessary! once one ventures away from the computer for more than three days, it becomes increasingly apparent how stupid and pointless the whole thing really is.

...

oh, lawdy, i missed it so much!

4. i am afraid. when this summer ends (which i hope it NEVER does, ohmigosh, disregard anything i've ever said to the contrary) i have SPITLOADSTOWORRYABOUTEEEE!!!!

-SATS are in october.
-SATS are in march.
-SATS are THIS YEAR.
-prom. omg, i'm going to prom! i'm going to prom? prom is a funny word.
-if i do not get a 4.0, i will not get into an ivy league college and therefore will be working at the local k-mart for the rest of my life.
-if i do not get a 1500 (or, like, a 2300 for the new one) on my SATS, i will not get into an ivy league college and therefore will be working at the local k-mart for the rest of my life.
-if i do not do a bazillion hours of community service and i do not choose to join any clubs/organizations this year, i will not get into an ivy league college and...well, you know.
-upon reading 1984 as mentioned above, i found that i have completely lost my foundation in elementary math. 2+2=5. subsequently, i will fail algebra 3-4; i will bomb half of my SATS (i think i can survive the verbal part. i CAN! can..i?); and when working at k-mart, they won't even give me a register job. i'll have to clean bathrooms. forever.

on a lighter note, i got a puppy!

no, just kidding.

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